i just cant reblog this enough times
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
I like going to Walmart because I feel more attractive there
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
I’ve decided I want this tattooed on my wrist
Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD
all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.
YESSss it’s finally happening! So smart, so hilarious, and so rare to see a concept trailer make the jump from dream to reality- October 17th can’t get here fast enough. :D
when did i get this fat
Feed your skin the freshest stuff you can. Time for a smoothie and DIY facial!
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired