What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
Louboutins are redefining the “nude” pump— now available in five shades. Great initiative!
yeah you called me cute, but like
did you mean cute as in puppy cute
or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties
I hope none of you ever get laid